September 2004
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Q. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste. (nursey joke that one..)
Q. Why do computer geeks confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas?
A. Because DEC25=OCT31
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Q. What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a certain establishment's Local Area Network?
A. A bucket..
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