You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If..
- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
-You call your son's beeper to let him know that it is time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
- You chat several times a day with someone from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.
- Your daughter just bought a single CD of all the records your college roommate used to play.
- Your grandmother clogs up your email inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
- You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
- The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
- You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.
- You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
- You've printed this out and are reading it in the "library."
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