A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm..
A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Kiwi says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Kiwi replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.."
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