Microsoft Support

A Microsoft support man goes to a firing range, down in Port Arthur. He shoots 10 bullets at the target 50m away.

The supervisors check the target and see that there's not a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. So he tells them to recheck and gets the same answer.

So he puts his finger at the top of the gun and shoots, blasting off his finger. When he saw it he shouted back, "I don't know, it's working perfectly here, the problem must be yours..."