Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of Oreos, the remainder of both the Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a
box of chocolates.
You have no idea how f**king good I feel!
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