Cabbie Revenge
A successful Launceston businessman went down to Hobart Casino for the weekend for a bit of a gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but fifty cents and his plane ticket back. If he could just get to the airport, he could get himself home.
So he went out the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his home and business addresses, but to no avail.
The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, you ain't gettin' no free ride. So get the hell out of my cab!"
The businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and made it barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later, the businessman having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Hobart, and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well, who should he see out there at the end of a long line of cabs was his old mate who refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the bloke pay for his lack of charity. He then hit on a plan.
He got in the first cab in line and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way, mate?"
"What!? Get the **** out of my cab!", was the reply.
The businessman got into the back of each and every cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same results. When he got to his old friend at the end of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport ?"
The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks"
The businessman said "OK" and off they went. As they slowly pulled out past the long line of cabs, he gave a big smile and the thumbs-up to each driver.
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