Academic Rabbit..

In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says, "Hi, junior, what are you up to?"

"I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes," said the rabbit.

"Come now, friend rabbit, you livin' in a dreamworld or something..?!"

"Well, follow me and I'll show you.."

They both go into the rabbit's dwelling and after a while the rabbit emerges with a satisfied expression on his face.

Along comes a wolf. "Hello Mr. Rabbit, how's it hangin'..?"

"I'm writing the second chapter of my thesis, on how rabbits devour wolves."

"Are you crazy? Where is your academic honesty?"

"Come with me and I'll show you."

As before, the rabbit comes out with a satisfied look on his face and an academic certificate in his paw.

Finally, the camera pans into the rabbit's cave and we see a huge, mean-looking lion sitting next to the bloody and furry remains of the wolf and the fox.

The moral: It's not the contents of your thesis that are important - it's your PhD advisor that really counts!

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Uploaded 17.07.2009

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